Bloat and Business-Speak

An internal email was sent out with the following opening line:

    I am pleased to announce an evolution in the roles and responsibilities of folks on our Business Development team.


I have reproduced it here without fear of leaking information because it is essentially devoid of it. Rarely have I seen so many words been used to convey so little knowledge.

This company is getting way, way too large for me and the big-company artifacts are showing up all over the place.